After stepping down from the school bus…
Grandpa :- [To kid] What are you searching for?
Kid :- I am in search for the shoes which i left near footboard of the bus before i enter the bus.
February 16, 2011
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November 16, 2010
Name of an Animal
Teacher : [To students] Tell me the name of an animal which lives in both land and water.
Danny : Frog.
Teacher : Good.
Teacher : Philip, tell me another animal.
Philip : Another Frog.
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November 5, 2010
Happy Diwali 2010
Yet another Diwali, Diwali 2010. Lets share our Joy & light of friendly relationship with everyone in this world.
Happy Diwali for all Funny Hilarious Quotes Visitors !!!
Message for 2010 Diwali : Use natural lighting (like candles) instead of electric bulbs and save energy.
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November 2, 2010
Horse ride before Marriage
In olden days the boy used to travell on a horse to the wedding hall. Do you know why this was done?
Answer : This is the last chance given for him to escape.
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October 25, 2010
Barium + Sodium gives BANANA
Chemistry Teacher :- Tom, tell me the chemical symbol of Barium.
Tom :- BA.
Chemistry Teacher :- Good. So tell me the chemical symbol of Sodium.
Tom :- NA.
Chemistry Teacher :- Excellent. So tell me what we will get if we combile 1 atom of Barium and 2 atoms of Sodium.
Tom :- BANANA.
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October 24, 2010
Simple & Compound Sentence
English Teacher :- Tom, say a compound sentence.
Tom : [After thinking for a while] Stick No Bills.
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October 23, 2010
First Silent Movie
Teacher : Which was the first silent movie ever made in English?
Student : Teacher … silent movie is silent as it contains no speech.
So how can we find out whether that movie is in English or in any other language?
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October 22, 2010
SoyMon & the Mirror
Soymon after seeing his face on the mirror :
“This is the same idiot whom i have seen with my wife in our wedding album photo”.
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Titto & Teacher
Titto : [on phone] Teacher, i wont come to school today as my gradma died today.
Teacher : [on phone] What? Last month too you took leave by saying the same reason ie, gradma died.
Titto : [on phone] My grandpa married again last week.
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