happy birthday wishes for your loveThe special day of your loved one is about to come, the new year is about to begin and you have not yet prepared yourself how to celebrate and enjoy this special occasion. Some people arrange parties at their houses and arrange other stuff like that to surprise the birthday person. But here is a unique yet simple way to make your lover happy. Use the magic of words to say whats in your heart. Bring your inner feelings on the paper for your lover; it’s the best way to give any one the impression of your love. At the start of a new year of life every one commits and plans for next year goals and targets, you can wish them good luck and pray for their dreams come true. You can use beautiful and deep birthday quotes for this purpose. Here you will find huge collection of birthday quotes, you just have to select some touching quotes and send them to your lover even any of your family member.

Birthday Quotes can be used as the birthday wishes and you can write it beautifully on the birthday card to please the birthday person. You are far away from your lover and its his/her birthday, definitely you miss your dear one on this special occasion and want to fly and reach there. Don’t be sad send them an online e-card and edit the card, fill it with the true feelings of yours, select some birthday quotes and quotes there. When they will read these wishes they will feel so close to you and you feel them close to your heart ultimately relations will get stronger. You can spend some time here to read these Nice Birthday Quotes and birthday poems for you.

Here are some funny birthday quotes:

“It takes a long time to grow young.”
- Pablo Picasso

“Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternatives.”
- Maurice Chevalier

“You would have loved the gift I didn’t bother getting you.”
- Anonymous

“I was gonna give you something awesome for your birthday, but the mailman made me get out of the mailbox.”
- Anonymous

“I can’t believe you’re almost 18. You’ll be able to go to jail!”
- Anonymous

“Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty eight and forty.”
- James Thurber

“Without birthdays we wouldn’t know how much makeup to put on in the morning.”
- Anonymous

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Funny QuotesThis hard and tough life has snatched all the happiness and all we have are machines and papers. It does not matter how much money you got, because money can help you buy material things like food and clothes but true happiness is something beyond the purchasing power. You can make a difference by adding different colors of happiness and fun into your life. Humor is very bright and good for mind, without it our life becomes a sickness, because seriousness is sickness. With a little touch of humor we can enjoy and celebrate every moment of life.

The best source of humor is funniest quotes. These quotes are written by famous comedians and many other celebrities. Funniest quotes are popular in every age group. People use them frequently. It is a very nice and sweet way to bring the smile on face of people around you. If someone is sad due to any reason you can share these funniest quotes and make him/her giggle and make every one forget all the worries of life.

Sometimes we get frustrated, discouraged and broken hearted, but life is about moving ahead. With a little help of these quotes you can easily come out of this emotional drama and can laugh. You simply let the positive energy flow towards you. Once you have realized the importance of these funniest quotes then you should help your friends and other people around you by sending and sharing these quotes with them.

There are many different ways of sharing, you can simply quote in your talk or add them while writing a letter or e-mail. Or you can send text message to your friend. We have very unique and new collection of funniest quotes, available for free. Read them and enjoy your life.

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
Ron White

I consider myself a crayon, I might not be your favorite color but one day you’ll need me to complete your picture. Savannah Highnote

Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected! Anonymous

I always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems. Anonymous

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Groucho Marx

A friend doesn’t go on a diet because you are fat.
Erma Bombeck

A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
George Bernard Shaw

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
Bob Hope

A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.
Kevin Nealon

A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
Yogi Berra

A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, “At my age, I don’t even buy green bananas.”
Claude Pepper

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Lana Turner

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.
Jerry Seinfeld

A word to the wise ain’t necessary – it’s the stupid ones that need the advice.
Bill Cosby