This funny incident happened at a classroom during Maths Exam…
Sir :- Why are you crying John ? Did you forget your Admit Card ?
John :- Noo..Sir.
Sir :- You forget Calculator ?
John :- No Sir …
I forget to bring today’s exam bit ….. 
June 30, 2010
June 29, 2010
Class Room Joke – Outstanding Student in School
When i was studying in School, I used to stand outside Class….
Do you know the reason ?
Ohh its simple….
I was an
Outstanding Student……..lol…
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June 28, 2010
Old Age Quote – Age wont grow
“We grows old, but our age Shrink’s.”
This hilarious quote shows the crazy nature of common old people. No one likes to express their actual age when they grow old.
If you ask our grandpa about his age then he will say 70. After 3 years if you ask the same question then also the answer will be the same – 70…lol.
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June 26, 2010
Funny Doctor Quote – Apple keeps Doctor away
This is the funny version of the well known old quote -
“An apple a day keeps the doctor away”
Funny quote :-
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if price of apple is more than doctor fee …. then?
Consult doctor everyday and keep apple away…
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June 25, 2010
Ant and Elephant SMS
One day Ant and an Elephant were standing at the Bus stop waiting for a Bus.
Ant – Elephant brother …. how old are you ?
Elephant – I am 3 year old..how about you..
Ant – Oh my god.. I am also 3 year old.
Look I am slim and cute.
My advice is that you have to eat less & do regular exersice…else you will become too fatty at your young age…
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June 24, 2010
Computer Class – Teacher Student Joke
This Joke happens during a Computer class.
Teacher – First you have to switch on your Computer.
Student – Done… Its on now.
Teacher – Good…Now click My Computer on the Desktop.
Student – Ok i will do that… But where is your Computer ?
Lol
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June 6, 2010
Kid Grandma Joke – Kid broke vessel
One day Grandma’s litle Kid broke one old vessel. Grandma got angry and shouted at the kid…
Grandma :-
You broke my 200 year old precious vessel ?
Kid :-
Ohh…Thank God !!! I thought it was a new one….
Ha..Ha..Ha…….
…..:)
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