Quotes

One day a person got into a barber shop misunderstanding it as a hotel.

Person to barber : What i will get here ?

Barber : Cutting and shaving…

Person : Bring two plates each..

lol

Father :- Rony, do you feel sad when i scold you ?

Rony :- Yes dad …

Father :- Then how you suppress your feeling Rony ?

Rony :- I will clean the Toilet to get rid of my sorrow.

Father :- Hmmm… How can toilet cleaning suppress ur grief ?

Rony :- I clean the toilet with your toothbrush Dad …….

lol ….

One day a foolish person got a tricky SMS like this on his mobile phone …

Scrach here to get your free recharge Code ….

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Can you guss what he would have done ?

The poor guy took a coin and started scratching the mobile screen….

lol

Once an Old man entered a bus from a bus stop. He was so old that he used a walking Stick.

Oldman : “Asks help to the person sitting on the seat”.

Person : Sure ….Give me the stick…i will keep it safe…

lol

Do you know what is the definition of a Skelton ?

Answer :-

Skelton is a person
Who started huger strike and
Forgot to withdraw from his strike.

lol

hows it…

One day an innocent kid demands for a Piano to his father.

Kid : Dad will you buy a Piano for me ? All of my friends has Piano at home.

Dad : No No… you will disturb others by playing with the Piano.

Kid : No Dad .. I will only play the Piano after everyone fell asleep.

lol..

Conversation between a boy (Stephen) & his friend regarding his Girlfriend.

Friend :- Why are you so sad Stephen ?

Boyfriend :- At last my Girlfriend cheated me …

Friend :- What happened ?

Boyfriend :- For fun I told her, we can run away and live happily… Unfortunately she came with me.

lol..

One day evening a Lazy Student was thinking what to do ? Whether to Study or Play or Bath or Sleep or have dinner.

At last he decided to toss a coin to decide what to do.

If head comes – I will Play.

If tail comes – I will have my dinner.

If coin stands straight – i will bath……lol

If coin wont come down from sky – i will study..

lol..

Once there lived a fool named Peter. One day fire broke out on Peter’s town.

Brave Peter saved 10 people from fire….

But still police put him on Jail. Do you know what was the reason ?

All the ten people whom Peter rescued were Fire rescuers….and Peter got arrested for hindering Fire rescuers from their duty.

lol..

One day one Boyfriend was talking to his friend.

Boyfriend :- My Girlfriend and me are getting Married..

Friend :- Ohh Good news. When is the marriage ?

Boyfriend :- My marriage is on 2nd April. My Girlfriend’s marriage on 15th May.

lol..