This happens on an IT firm Interview to select Data Entry Operator…
Interviewer :- Do you know typing ?
Candidate :- Yes…. I have good typing speed tooo..
Interviewer :- Good…. Anyhow do you know Microsoft Office ?
Candidate :- Sorry Sir …. I dont know that office…..
But i know nearby Post Office….
lol…
Alex and Tony were standing on a railway platform. Suddenly Alex saw Tony jumping onto the railway track.
Alex : [To Tony] What are you doing … Train will hit you..
Tony : Nooo… Train is going to hit you….
Listen to the announcement in the station. Train is approaching Platform No 1, not railway track.
So common jump….
lol…
One day my friend Tony bought a new colour mobile phone and put it in a bucket of water….
Do you know the reason why Tony put his colour handset into water ?
He just wanted to check whether the colour phone changes to black & white if it comes in contact with water.
lol…
Henry was standing on a ticket counter to buy train tickets..
Ticket Issuer : Henry you bought one ticket 5 minutes ago.. Then why are you buying another ticket ?
Henry : To use the second ticket if i loose first one.
Ticket Issuer : What you will do if you loose your second ticket too ?
Henry : Dont worry … I have a free pass to travel in the train.
lol…
Dennis took a book from the Library… The next day itself he gave that book back to the bibliothec and said ….
Dennis :- [To librarian] Why this book contains no cartoons and pictures …
Librarian :- Friend, the book you took yesterday was a dictionary….
lol…lol..
One day a thief has stolen John’s Mobile ….
John : [To Dennis] Today one idiot thief has stolen my mobile phone..
Dennis : Ohh God…. Then how will you get it back ?
John : That idiot theif forgot to take the charger…..So he will come back to take it when the battery becomes empty …
Then i will catch him…
lol…lol..
Quote 1 :- “Smoke less & live more …….”
Quote 2 :- “Smoking is injurious to health ……”
Moral :- People who smoke should think twice before they smoke. If you like to live more years healthier then you should cease using cigars.
“For the entire universe you will be nothing……
But for me, you are the whole world……..
Get well soon my dear”.
Note :- Get well soon quotes can be used to make your friend / wife relax when he or she is sick.
Situation – Interview for the post of Driver….
Employer : Congrats, I have selected you for the post of Driver. How much Starting Salary do you expect ?
Driver Candidate : Sir, i dont need much….. I need Starting Salary – 2000$ ………… and Driving Salary – 3000$.
If you like then you can also pay me stopping Salary.
lol….
Situation is a class room …..
Biology teacher :- Students do you know when was Oxygen discovered ?
Students : “Shakes their head” and says …. No…
Biology Teacher :- Ok.. I will tell you…Oxygen was found out in 1773.
Hearing this one student shouted – “I am soo luck that i was born in 1998 … Otherwise i would have died without Oxygen.”
lol….