Quotes

Do you know how to get rid of side effects caused by modern medicines.

Any Idea ???? Any Guesses ???

Answer – “Just chop off the sides of tablets before you eat”

lol….

This Message is applicable for all Non-Smokers and Non-Drinkers.

All of your Smoker & Drinker friends will leave this world so soon….

Then will you live lonely in this universe without friends ?

lol….

Teacher : [To student] Why you came late?

Student : I woke up soo late teacher. So i reached late.

Teacher : Ok. Tomorrow you should start earlier from your home.

Student : Sure teacher. Tomorrow i will start before i wake up.

lol….

One day Dennis got a chance to fly in an aeroplane. Suddenly Dennis got into the pilots cabin and removed his headset.

Pilot : [To Dennis] What are you doing little boy…Give my headset back.

Dennis : Huh… First you drive the plane….You can listen to music later…

lol….

Boyfriend to Girlfriend…

Boyfriend : You looks like an apple….You looks like an orange….

Girlfriend : Then …

Boyfriend : Your voice is sweet like nightingale…

See how sweet i am lying.

lol….

One day after school Tintu got chased by an Elephant. After a long distance Tintu somehow escaped from the Elephant.

When Tintu reached home…

Mom : [To Tintu] Why you came so late ?

Tintu : Mom, today i make an Elephant run a long distance.

lol….

One day Tomy saw Dennis continuously buying ticket from the ticket counter of a movie house.

Tomy: [To Dennis] Why are you buying this much tickets? Are you planning to watch the film with your entire family ?

Dennis : No Tomy…. See that uncle who is standing at the door. He is tearing my tickets repeatedly…

lol….