Quotes

Teacher : [To students] Power went off yesterday when i was correcting your answer sheets.

Student : Teacher, have you corrected my paper?

Teacher : No…there was not enough light to check your answer book.

Student : Then why caunt you make me pass the exam adopting the Duck Worth Louiz Rule?

Teacher : [To student] Tell me the name of an animal which lived in olden days.

Student : Zebra.

Teacher : How Zebra?

Student : Because we can see Zebra only in black and white.

Conversation between Dennis and his Dad.

Dennis : [To Daddy] Daddy…..have you ever went to Egypt ?

Daddy : Never Dennis. I haven’t gone there in my life.

Dennis : Then how you got this “Mummy” ?

Conversation between 4 year old boy Joel and his friends.

Joel : [To friends] You know… Some years ago i was unable to walk and speek. At that time I required someones help to do something.

Friend : Ohh sad… then how you became well.

Joel : I became all right when i turned 1 year old.

One night, 6 year old Dennis caught a robber who got into his house for looting.

Dennis : [To robber] Take my school bag too… Else i will shout and wake up papa and mummy.

Robber : Ok Boss !!!

Here is a small exercise to reduce overweight & obesity.

When someone offer you something to eat just turn your head to right & then turn it to left. Repeat this step 5 times.

See the difference in one month.

Biology Teacher : Brain is the most crucial part of human body as it works 24 hours a day & 365 days in an year.

Student : I dont think so…

Biology Teacher : Why ?

Student : Because …my brain stops working whenever i enters examination hall.

lol…

Mom saw Dennis sitting on a chair and crying.

Mom : Why you are crying Dennis? What happend?

Dennis : Mom…My friend John fall down from stairs …..

Mom : Ohh is it?

Then John should cry…I caunt realize why you are crying ….

Dennis : Mom….he fall upon me…

lol…