One morning Stepha had some problem with her eyes. So she went to consult a doctor.
Mom : Stepha, have you consulted an eye doctor ?
Stepha : Yes Mom… but he is more blind than me.
Mom : Why ?
Stepha : In the day time too he needs a torch to see my eyes.
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Dad : [To Ron] Ron, have you prayed today before you had your lunch ?
Ron : Noooo Dad.
Dad : Why ?
Ron : I know that my Mom is a good Cook and so there is no need to pray before lunch.
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Everyday before i went to sleep, I pray to God that all people should have a friend like you ….
I dislike suffering alone. They should also suffer…
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Do you know which all rings are associated with a marriage?
1. Engagement Ring.
2. Wedding Ring and
3. Suffering.
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Funny Question :-
Do you know why criminals leave their fingerprint at the spot after some crime ?
Answer :-
Most criminals are illiterate. So they dont know how to put Signature.
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Toms Mom saw him sitting in front of a mirror and studying.
Mom : [To Tom] Why are you sitting in front of mirror while you are studying ?
Tom : Mom, its just because i like combined studies.
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Henry : [To Danny] Hey friend…Can you help me ?
Danny : How ?
Henry : I am Playing Cards …. and i am missing the joker..
Can you give me your photo … please.
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SoiMon won lottery worth 10,000 Dollars. He contacted the lottery agent. The lottery agent gave him 6,000 Dollars after deducting the taxes.
SoiMon : [To Lottery agent] Why you took off 4,000 dollars from my prize money ?
Either you give me the full amount or give my ticket cash (10 dollars) back.
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Joy : [To Mervin] When is your birthday ?
Mervin : 12th September.
Joy : Which year ?
Mervin : In every year…
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Dennis : [To Tinto] My father shaves 50 times a day…
Tinto : What ?? 50 times ?????
Dennis : Yup, he is a barber …
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