Quotes

Teacher : [To students] Tell me the name of a Scientist who was born in our country.

Thomas : In our country only childrens are born ….. not Scientists.

Tomy : [To Joy] How will a mother kangaroo cry if it misses its kid?

Joy : Mother Kangaroo will cry like this – “Ohh God, someone picked my pocket.”

Teacher :- Students, tell me an idea to keep our school and premises clean.

Noel : Its very simple teacher….

Just give us leave for 365 days & then the school will be clean for ever.

Teacher :- Tell me the name of a wonderful invention which is present today and was not present 10 years ago.

Tito shouted :- Its me !!!

One day Joel went to see a dead person. After seeing the dead body Joel started laughing.

Bony : Why are you laughing Joel??

Joel : I found out how he died.

Bony : How ?

Joel : Fool he died because he put cotton in his nose. So he died as he cannot breath.

Do you know the Chemical Formula of Water?

Its HIJKLMNO ….. lol..

Is it true?

Yes, Chemical Formula of Water is H to O. Right?

One day Alex and his friend Xavier went to forest. Suddenly a tiger jumped in front of Alex & Xavier.

Xavier throwed sand into the eyes of the tiger and shouted : “Alex run & escape..”

Alex : Why should i run? Its you who have thrown sand into the eyes of the tiger. So you run.

Teacher : [To Nancy] Nancy, why you came late today?

Nancy : I came late because there was one traffic board in front of school.

On that traffic board it was written like this – “School Ahead, Go Slow”

Teacher : [To students] What is the peculiarity of December while comparing it to the other months of an year?

Student : December is the only month in an yr which has the letter ‘D’.