Quotes

Thomas : [To Elizabeth] Last night i had a dream in which i talked with the God.

Elizabeth : What you spoke?

Thomas : He asked me “Who is my best friend?” I told your name.

He smiled and said “You still have bad friends?”

lol…

This is a conversation between a father and his son Joy regarding an exams progress report.

Father :- Joy, where is your progress report ?

Joy :- I have given it to my Friend Mathew.

Father :- Why ?

Joy :- To make his father unconscious….

lol..

When i was studying in School, I used to stand outside Class….

Do you know the reason ?

Ohh its simple….

I was an

Outstanding Student……..lol…

One day Ant and an Elephant were standing at the Bus stop waiting for a Bus.

Ant – Elephant brother …. how old are you ?

Elephant – I am 3 year old..how about you..

Ant – Oh my god.. I am also 3 year old.

Look I am slim and cute.

My advice is that you have to eat less & do regular exersice…else you will become too fatty at your young age…

This Joke happens during a Computer class.

Teacher – First you have to switch on your Computer.

Student – Done… Its on now.

Teacher – Good…Now click My Computer on the Desktop.

Student – Ok i will do that… But where is your Computer ?

Lol

One day Grandma’s litle Kid broke one old vessel. Grandma got angry and shouted at the kid…

Grandma :-
You broke my 200 year old precious vessel ?

Kid :-
Ohh…Thank God !!! I thought it was a new one….

Ha..Ha..Ha…….

…..:)

This is a conversation between a Mother and her Daughter.

Mother – What you want as birthday gift my sweet girl ?
Barbie doll or toy car ?

Daughter – No Mummy i dont want such big gifts.
I just need one SIM card ………………… with a Mobilephone around it.

Lol !!!