Quotes

If Sun + Day = Sunday then,

What is Fry + Day ?

Its Friday …lol !!!

This is the main difference between a Mother and a Teacher.

“Mother can only make one child sleep whereas a Teacher can make an entire class sleep”.

Hilarious Quote -

“Love never dies ….”

Yes this quote is true ….love remains forever…

Only the lover changes !!!

Hilarious Quote :-

“Never marry in your life and advise your children to follow your principle.”

lol…

“In our day to day life even small thinks can make you cry…”

Cant you agree with my words ?

Hmmm….

Then try to sit on a pin.

lol….

Work according to a lazy employee :-

If i get eight hours to work, then i will spend

2 hours by Sleeping.
2 hours by Eating.
2 hours by talking to Friends and
2 hours by Working.

lol….

Hilarious quote – “Our heart is like an apple, they will become rotten one day”.

Moral : Eat less fat and prevent Heart Attack !!!

Tips to avoid heart attack –

1. Eat less fat.
2. Consume more vegetables and fruits.
3. Do proper exercise.

Hilarious Quote :-

” A true friend is who will take you out of the Prison but your best friend is who will be with you in the Prison. “

True friend defenition :- A true friend is who will take you out of prison.

Best friend :- He will be with you in every situation, even if you are in Prison….

lol…

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“We grows old, but our age Shrink’s.”

This hilarious quote shows the crazy nature of common old people. No one likes to express their actual age when they grow old.

If you ask our grandpa about his age then he will say 70. After 3 years if you ask the same question then also the answer will be the same – 70…lol.

This is the funny version of the well known old quote -
“An apple a day keeps the doctor away”

Funny quote :-

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if price of apple is more than doctor fee …. then?

Consult doctor everyday and keep apple away…