Quotes

Teacher : [To students] Tell me the name of an animal which lives in both land and water.

Danny : Frog.

Teacher : Good.

Teacher : Philip, tell me another animal.

Philip : Another Frog.

Team Hilarious Quotes !!!

In olden days the boy used to travell on a horse to the wedding hall. Do you know why this was done?

Answer : This is the last chance given for him to escape.

Chemistry Teacher :- Tom, tell me the chemical symbol of Barium.
Tom :- BA.

Chemistry Teacher :- Good. So tell me the chemical symbol of Sodium.
Tom :- NA.

Chemistry Teacher :- Excellent. So tell me what we will get if we combile 1 atom of Barium and 2 atoms of Sodium.
Tom :- BANANA.

English Teacher :- Tom, say a compound sentence.

Tom : [After thinking for a while] Stick No Bills.

Teacher : Which was the first silent movie ever made in English?

Student : Teacher … silent movie is silent as it contains no speech.

So how can we find out whether that movie is in English or in any other language?

Soymon after seeing his face on the mirror :

“This is the same idiot whom i have seen with my wife in our wedding album photo”.

Team Hilarious Quotes !!!

Titto : [on phone] Teacher, i wont come to school today as my gradma died today.

Teacher : [on phone] What? Last month too you took leave by saying the same reason ie, gradma died.

Titto : [on phone] My grandpa married again last week.

Dennis : [on phone] Who is this?

Anonymous : [on phone] This is me !!! Who is this ?

Dennis : [on phone] Ohhh miracle….. its also me !!!

Teacher : 90% mark for exam…that should be your aim.

Student : hmm ….. Why 90% ? Let it be 100.

Teacher : Are you Joking?

Student : Who started Joking first?