Quotes http://www.funnyhilariousquotes.com Quotes by Popular Authors Wed, 16 Feb 2011 11:28:16 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Kid and the shoe http://www.funnyhilariousquotes.com/2011/02/kid-and-the-shoe/ http://www.funnyhilariousquotes.com/2011/02/kid-and-the-shoe/#comments Wed, 16 Feb 2011 11:28:16 +0000 Hilarious Quotes http://www.funnyhilariousquotes.com/?p=139 After stepping down from the school bus…

Grandpa :- [To kid] What are you searching for?

Kid :- I am in search for the shoes which i left near footboard of the bus before i enter the bus.

:-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)

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What is Fry + Day ?

Its Friday …lol !!!

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Danny : Frog.

Teacher : Good.

Teacher : Philip, tell me another animal.

Philip : Another Frog. :-)

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Happy Diwali for all Funny Hilarious Quotes Visitors !!!

Message for 2010 Diwali : Use natural lighting (like candles) instead of electric bulbs and save energy.

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Answer : This is the last chance given for him to escape.

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Tom :- BA.

Chemistry Teacher :- Good. So tell me the chemical symbol of Sodium.
Tom :- NA.

Chemistry Teacher :- Excellent. So tell me what we will get if we combile 1 atom of Barium and 2 atoms of Sodium.
Tom :- BANANA.

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Tom : [After thinking for a while] Stick No Bills.

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Student : Teacher … silent movie is silent as it contains no speech.

So how can we find out whether that movie is in English or in any other language?

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“This is the same idiot whom i have seen with my wife in our wedding album photo”.

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]]> http://www.funnyhilariousquotes.com/2010/10/soymon-the-mirror/feed/ 0 Titto & Teacher http://www.funnyhilariousquotes.com/2010/10/titto-teacher/ http://www.funnyhilariousquotes.com/2010/10/titto-teacher/#comments Fri, 22 Oct 2010 02:32:10 +0000 Hilarious Quotes http://www.funnyhilariousquotes.com/?p=123 Titto : [on phone] Teacher, i wont come to school today as my gradma died today.

Teacher : [on phone] What? Last month too you took leave by saying the same reason ie, gradma died.

Titto : [on phone] My grandpa married again last week.

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