Quotes

Dennis : [on phone] Who is this?

Anonymous : [on phone] This is me !!! Who is this ?

Dennis : [on phone] Ohhh miracle….. its also me !!!

Teacher : 90% mark for exam…that should be your aim.

Student : hmm ….. Why 90% ? Let it be 100.

Teacher : Are you Joking?

Student : Who started Joking first?

Roy : My father is a doctor.

Tomy : My father is an engineer.

Dennis : My father is a Magician. Whenever he takes a stick…i will disappear.

Teacher : [To Students] Tell me the name of your favorite bird.

Alex : Peacock.

Roy : Nightingale

Dennis : I like fried Chicken.

Tomy (on phone) : [To Mom] Mummy, its not me who have broked the glass of the window of our house.

Mom (on phone) : What? Our window glass is ok. No one broked it.

Tomy (on phone) : Sorry Mom, then i will call you back after sometime.

Teacher : [To students] Tell me the name of a Scientist who was born in our country.

Thomas : In our country only childrens are born ….. not Scientists.

Tomy : [To Joy] How will a mother kangaroo cry if it misses its kid?

Joy : Mother Kangaroo will cry like this – “Ohh God, someone picked my pocket.”

Teacher :- Students, tell me an idea to keep our school and premises clean.

Noel : Its very simple teacher….

Just give us leave for 365 days & then the school will be clean for ever.

Teacher :- Tell me the name of a wonderful invention which is present today and was not present 10 years ago.

Tito shouted :- Its me !!!

One day Joel went to see a dead person. After seeing the dead body Joel started laughing.

Bony : Why are you laughing Joel??

Joel : I found out how he died.

Bony : How ?

Joel : Fool he died because he put cotton in his nose. So he died as he cannot breath.