Quotes

Do you know the Chemical Formula of Water?

Its HIJKLMNO ….. lol..

Is it true?

Yes, Chemical Formula of Water is H to O. Right?

One day Alex and his friend Xavier went to forest. Suddenly a tiger jumped in front of Alex & Xavier.

Xavier throwed sand into the eyes of the tiger and shouted : “Alex run & escape..”

Alex : Why should i run? Its you who have thrown sand into the eyes of the tiger. So you run.

Teacher : [To Nancy] Nancy, why you came late today?

Nancy : I came late because there was one traffic board in front of school.

On that traffic board it was written like this – “School Ahead, Go Slow”

Teacher : [To students] What is the peculiarity of December while comparing it to the other months of an year?

Student : December is the only month in an yr which has the letter ‘D’.

Teacher : [To students] Power went off yesterday when i was correcting your answer sheets.

Student : Teacher, have you corrected my paper?

Teacher : No…there was not enough light to check your answer book.

Student : Then why caunt you make me pass the exam adopting the Duck Worth Louiz Rule?

Teacher : [To student] Tell me the name of an animal which lived in olden days.

Student : Zebra.

Teacher : How Zebra?

Student : Because we can see Zebra only in black and white.

Conversation between Dennis and his Dad.

Dennis : [To Daddy] Daddy…..have you ever went to Egypt ?

Daddy : Never Dennis. I haven’t gone there in my life.

Dennis : Then how you got this “Mummy” ?

Conversation between 4 year old boy Joel and his friends.

Joel : [To friends] You know… Some years ago i was unable to walk and speek. At that time I required someones help to do something.

Friend : Ohh sad… then how you became well.

Joel : I became all right when i turned 1 year old.

One night, 6 year old Dennis caught a robber who got into his house for looting.

Dennis : [To robber] Take my school bag too… Else i will shout and wake up papa and mummy.

Robber : Ok Boss !!!